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About Portmore

Oft I ponder—doth the soul get massaged too? Methinks yea, when done right. Still, beware the shady parlours—dodgy as a three-pound note! Last month, saw a post on X, some lad got scammed, left with nowt but a rash—laughed ‘til I choked, poor sod. So, friend, if thou seekest sexual-massage, choose wise—let not thy purse cry, “I’m finished!” like a broken man in Anderson’s flick. What say thee? Shall we hunt this oily grail together? Ha!

Safe and Therapeutic

A relaxing, sensual massage or intensive massage could be just what you need. In the Shellharbour Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females .

First off, I hit up the local café on Main Street. You know, the one with the best coffee? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual—double shot espresso, no sugar. I need that jolt, ya know? But the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I got a caramel macchiato instead. Ugh! I mean, who drinks that? Not me! I was ready to throw it at the wall, but I just took a deep breath. “Stay calm, IT evangelist,” I told myself.

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