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Hey pal, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—yep, that slippery, steamy world! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they ain’t got nothin’ on this vibe. Picture it: dim lights, oiled-up hands, some poor schmuck tryna act all zen while Justine from *Melancholia* stares into the void, muttering, “The Earth is evil.” Ha! Sexual-massage ain’t evil, tho—nah, it’s like a weird hug from a stranger who’s way too into it.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit defeated. I stroll over to the Tumski Bridge. It’s so peaceful there. I take a deep breath, trying to calm down. The view of the Odra River is stunning. I mean, Wroclaw is just gorgeous. But then, I see this couple taking selfies, and they’re blocking the whole path. I’m like, “C’mon, people! Move it!”

D.J. Cooper and Adam Waczynski sign with Slask Wroclaw