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So, whore—shit, it’s a loaded word, right? I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them girls in *Almost Famous*, like Penny Lane, floatin’ round them rockstars, all free and sexy. “We are not groupies, we inspire,” she says, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep, yo! Whores ain’t just sellin’ ass—they sellin’ a vibe, a fantasy, fo’ shizzle. Back in the day, I knew this chick, Lila, real talk—she worked the streets in Long Beach, but she was slick, man, had this laugh that’d make ya forget she’s clockin’ dollars. She’d say, “Snoop, I’m the star, they just rent me,” and I’d be like, “Fo’ shizzle, you a queen!”

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So, I get to the shop, and it’s already a madhouse. The phone’s ringin’ off the hook, and I’ve got Mrs. Jenkins from down the road yellin’ at me about her order. “I wanted the best cuts, not this rubbish!” she says. I mean, come on, lady, I’m not a magician! I’m just a butcher tryin’ to make a livin’.

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