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About Las Palmas

Anyhoo, I’m ramblin’ like a drunk mule now. Whores—they’re tough cookies, darlin’. Makes me mad when folks look down their noses, but I’m proud of ‘em for survivin’. Like Jep says, “What’s wrong with feelin’ nostalgic?” I’m nostalgic for a world that don’t spit on ‘em. So, there ya go—my two cents, all sloppy and Southern, just how you like it!

What is C’an Pastilla Like?

I got mad angry once – I was stuck on the uppity street, Calle Ruidosa – it was so noisy, like every f***ing moment was too loud. I nearly lost it! But then I remembered, "I don't care if I do," just like in that movie. Shraon! Got me gigglin’.

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