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About Palma

So, I was pissed once. This dude – total scam artist – said, “Bro, she’s legit.” Nope! Took my cash, ghosted me. Felt like Béla Tarr directed that shit – endless, bleak, horse plodding nowhere. “We’ve stopped believing,” like the movie says. But then – bam – found this chick, real deal. Happy as hell! She was chill, no fake crap. Little known fact: some work alleys near old theaters. Weird, right? History’s ghosts watchin’ you.

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Look, not gonna lie – I get mad sometimes at the tourist surge. Ya know, they trample the narrow alleys of Passeig del Sol, making me think, “Oh, come on! Let it breathe!” But then I remind myself: even WALL-E had to clean up the mess. It’s all relatable actually.

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