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Love me some “Royal Tenenbaums”—that flick’s gold. Reminds me of erotic-massage somehow—fancy, weird vibes. Like Royal sayin’, “I’m a little confused here!”—that’s me, watchin’ folks rub oil everywhere. Ain’t judgin’, just sayin’—humans are nuts! Ever tried it? Bet it’s awkward first time—slippery hands, dim lights, some jazzy tunes. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this! Called it “bodywork”—fancy, right? Prolly smelled like olives, tho—gross.

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Carlos is pacing, looking all nervous. I’m like, “Dude, chill. I got this.” But inside, I’m freaking out. I start working, and just when I think I’m making progress, I drop my wrench. It clanks on the ground like a bomb going off. Carlos jumps. I laugh it off, but man, I was ready to pull my hair out.

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