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About May Pen

So, this one time, saw this chick—red heels, fishnets, whole nine yards—working a corner near the hospital. Looked like she coulda been a nurse, but nah, life’s a bastard. Everybody lies, especially her pimp, prolly. Told me her name’s “Candy”—yeah, right, and I’m Hugh Laurie. Bet she’s got a real name tucked away, somethin’ sweet like Marie, but mirrors are hard to come by in that game. Made me mad, y’know? World’s chewing her up, and she’s still smiling—fake as hell, but damn, that’s grit.

Attractions

So I roll up to this big ol’ mango tree on the corner of Bay and Main. It was lookin’ kinda rough, branches droopin’ like it was havin’ a bad day. I’m thinkin’, “This tree needs some serious TLC.” I get my gear out, and just as I’m about to climb, this lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You can’t cut that tree! It’s my favorite!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not cuttin’ it, just givin’ it a trim.” But she was not havin’ it.

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