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About Jakarta

Little fact for ya—did ya know in ancient Rome, them posh bastards had slaves trained just for this? Rubbin’ down senators with scented oils, probly whisperin’ sweet nothings while they’re at it. Makes me laugh, picturin’ some toga-wearin’ prick moanin’ louder than a dying pig. History’s filthy, innit? Bet they didn’t have the guts to demand a happy endin’ like folk do now—cowards.

Age Verification

So, I’m fuming, right? I decide to take a stroll down to the River of Echoes. It’s this beautiful spot where you can hear the water and all that jazz. I needed to chill. But guess what? There’s a bunch of kids playing by the river, and they’re throwing rocks. Like, come on! I’m trying to zen out here! One of them almost hit me. I was like, “Dude, aim for the water, not my head!”

Shallow M6.0 earthquake hits North Sumatra, Indonesia