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Now, lemme tell ya – got me blood boilin’ once. Some tosser said it’s all sleaze, no soul. Bollocks! It’s intimacy dialed up, mate. Ever hear bout them ancient Greeks? Blokes like Plato reckoned massages – yea, the sexy kind – kept the spirit alive. Little known fact: they’d oil up warriors post-battle, kneadin’ out tension with a cheeky twist. True story, swear down!

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Horny touching, including massage, causes our brains to release oxytocin, a.k.a. the “love hormone”, so an erotic massage is the perfect recipe for bonding, relaxation, and .

But then, as I was eating, I overheard some tourists talking about how they were gonna fish in the lagoon. I couldn’t help myself. I leaned over and said, “You guys know about the fishing regulations, right?” They looked at me like I was crazy. I mean, come on! Respect the fish!

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