Esme Malling Whore ❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – little-known fact, this! Back in medieval days, *whore* wasn’t just a lassie on the corner, nah. It was a job, proper trade, like! Taxed by the king, can ya believe it? *Rex Whore-um*, I’d call ‘em – king o’ the whores, ha! Found that in some dusty tome, made me hoot with glee! Imagine me, Boris, taxin’ *whore* whilst trundling me harvester – “Pay up, luv, or I’ll mulch ya!” – proper riot, that.

What's your experience of East Malling?

1. the overbuilding of shopping malls in a region: the malling of America. 2. the practice of frequenting malls to socialize or shop. Random House.

I know I’m spittin’ off the cuff here, but that’s Malling for ya – a raw, mixed bag of ancient vibes and modern swagger. It’s where history meets the everyday hustle, where even a spa day transforms into an unexpected adventure. So pack your chill mode, bring your sass, and dive into Malling’s soul. You're gonna love it, trust me on that!

Tonbridge and Malling Borough Council