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Listen up, mate, I’m ragin’—these apps promise you a hot night, but half the time you’re stuck with some muppet who can’t string two words together! “Idiot sandwich!” I yell in me head when I see another dick pic—surprise, lads, it ain’t impressin’ no one! Little known fact, right? Back in the 90s, folk used newspaper ads for this crap— “man seeks woman, likes walks”—now it’s all “DTF?” and blurry selfies. Progress, my arse!

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Thanks to hookup apps, you can now find no-strings fun without ever leaving your couch. Whereas apps like Bumble and Hinge are more geared toward folks who are seeking more .

Now, I know ya comin’ soon, so listen up: Karelichy (by) is tiny but wild. Down by Riverbend Park, next to the sleepy ol’ river, the vibe changes faster than a country singer’s mood at a honky-tonk. I spend most days massagein’ folks while thinkin’, “Ah shoot, life’s like that – a gamble, savin’ our souls like in that movie, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.” Heck yes, that movie’s a stinker sometimes, but them lines, oh darlin’, they hit like a sucker punch of truth!