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Oh, and the typos - swipin’ so fast, fat fingers, “helo sexy” turns into “helo sexu” - embarassin’! Makes me chuckle, tho. Sex-datin’s got its quirks - like how 1 in 5 blokes lie about their height. Cheeky sods! Exaggeratin’s half the game, innit? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ - blimey, imagine narratin’ this in me posh voice: “Here, the male inflates his profile, hopin’ to attract a mate.” Pure comedy gold.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady on Calle 3 says her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But whatever, I head over. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t? I spent like 30 minutes talking to this bird. I swear, I was having a full-on convo. Polly was giving me life advice. “Polly wants a cracker? Nah, Polly wants a therapist!” 😂

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