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Funny thing—dude told me it’s “artistic.” Artistic? I’m an Art Director, and that’s a damn lie. It’s just horny nonsense with extra steps. “Tell me about the massage,” Zodiac-style, and I’d say, “It’s a riddle wrapped in stupid.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d rather stare at Fincher’s dark shots than let some weirdo knead my assMerry-go-round of flesh and bad choices. Hate it all. Stay away, ya pervs.

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When I get there, this lady is practically in tears. “They’re huge!” she says. “Like, bigger than my cat!” I’m thinkin’, lady, your cat must be tiny. But I nod and head up to the attic.