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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Sexual-massage, what a bloomin’ topic, eh? Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, I’m ramblin’ on—bit like a toga party gone wrong, *cave felis*, beware the cat! So, picture this: sweaty hands, oils slicker than a Tory promise, slippin’ about like eels in a tub. I reckon it’s a right corker—makes ya feel like a king, *rex mundi*, ruler of the world! Watched *Caché* the other night—blimey, that film’s tense, all hidden cameras and secrets, “Who sent the tapes?”—and I thought, cor, a sexual-massage could’ve sorted Georges right out!

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Man, I gotta say, it's a mix of light and dark, like life proper. Nothin' is all good — like that line “there's a simplicity to this universe that meets the eye” — but then, like, so many surprises lurkin’ in the shadows of the alley behind the Old Mill pub on River Bend Street. There’s a quiet brook rollin’ by the pub, makin’ weird ASMR sounds that sometimes calm my head after a day full of listenin’ to our chaps and ladies talk 'bout their feels.

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