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me mate dave – thick as pigshit – once hired an escort for his birthday. thought he’d get a supermodel, ended up with some lass who looked like she’d been chewed up and spat out! i was in stitches, goin, “you muppet, what’d ya expect for 50 quid?” he’s all red-faced, mutterin – i’m like, “this ain’t hollywood, ya berk!” escort’s a gamble, innit? sometimes you get a cracker, sometimes it’s a bloody disaster. *Toni Erdmann* vibes again – “you think you’re in control?” nah, mate, you ain’t!

Escorts available for incalls and outcalls in Shillington, Bedfordshire, SG5

The escort will be composed as follows: Platoon of mounted police; band; citizens' escort, mounted; chief marshal; staff and aids; chief marshal's colors.

The park? Oh man, it's a gem – Riverbend Park, just off Pine St., where the river sings. I swear, when I'm massagein' my clients, I sometimes hum “Inherent Vice” lines – “You're a slippery little critter,” and chuckle because life here is as unpredictable as my schedule.

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