Anna Tyniste Nad Orlici Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this: brothel’s got these gnarly teeth, sharp as Sauron’s temper, snaggin’ prey like it’s nothin’. Little known fact—its jaw unhinges, mate! Swallows shit twice its size, no kiddin’. Watched a doc once, saw it gulp some ugly squid—made me yell, “Holy fuck, that’s metal!” Got me all hyped, ‘cos I’m a nerd for freaky fish. You ever see *The Master*? That bit where Joaquin’s all, “You can’t tame me!”—brothel’s the same, wild as fuck down there.

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Naším hostem byl starosta Týniště nad Orlicí Libor Koldinský, kterému prý už babička, když byl malý kluk, říkala: ty máš hlavu, jak starosta. Babička měla asi pravděpodobně pravdu.

I gotta mention my run-ins with local characters too. I once got into a heated chat with this old, grumpy bartender on Kamenicka – a dude who acted like he’s seen the world burn and rise anew. He’d say, “Motherf***a, this city’s got soul, even if you can’t see it!” And damn straight he was right.

Obituary: George Chaloupka, OAM