Sofia Santander Jiménezhuitzilá Prostituta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

Oi mate, so I’m the bloody dueño de la sala de masajes, yeah? Picture this – me, Ricky Gervais, runnin’ a dodgy rub-down joint, and in walks prostituta! Not a job title, mind you, just what I’m callin’ her – some tart thinkin’ she’s all high and mighty, struttin’ in like she owns the bleedin’ place. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Oh, you’re a right genius, ain’t ya? Comin’ into my gaff, demandin’ a massage like you’re the Queen of Sheba!” Reminds me of *Moolaadé* – that film I bloody love, right? Ousmane Sembène, 2004, proper masterpiece. There’s this line, “Purification is a sham,” and I’m like, yeah, prostituta, you’re a sham too, love! All tarted up, pretendin’ you’re pure as the driven snow, but we all know what you’re about, don’t we?