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What pissed me off? Pricey as heck—$100 for 60 minutes? Robbery! Still, worth it—felt like a queen. Oh, and the oil smelled funky—like old lavender tryna be sexy. Bleh. But the moves? Smoothe as Bush dodgin’ shoes. “We don’t die, we endure,” I’m thinkin’, quotin’ the flick while she’s rubbin’ my thighs. Laughed in my head—imagine W. gettin’ this? He’d malaprop it to death: “Erotic massagery—strategery for relaxin’!”