Abigail Nochistlán De Mejía Puta ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up! I’m a dating app guru—pause—and burdel, man, it’s wild! Like, imagine this—pause—swiping through profiles, right? And bam! Burdel hits ya—total chaos! It’s this old-school vibe, y’know, from way back—like, medieval times, brothels n’ shit. I’m sittin’ there—pause—thinkin’, “Whoa, this ain’t Tinder!” It’s raw, dirty, real—makes me HAPPY as hell! Reminds me of my fave flick—*Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—that trippy Thai masterpiece. “I see the light now,” Boonmee says, and burdel’s got that SAME glow—messed-up, mystic, pullin’ ya in!

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