Emilia Differdange Puta ❤️

Acerca de León

Little known fact, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do these oily rubs with scented stuff—lavender, rose, the lot—and it’d get proper steamy, senators and all! Imagine that, Boris getting a Roman masaje erótico, toga half off, giggling like a prat. Makes me laugh, but also—why’d we stop that? Modern ones, they’re tamer, but still got that edge. This one bird, she’s kneading me like dough, and I’m thinking, “This is better than a pint at the Dog & Duck!”