Ivy Dzidzantún Masaje Sexual ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, lemme spill some tea—did ya know them ancient Greeks was wild for erotic massages? Called it “bodywork” or some hogwash, usin’ oils and whatnot ta get all frisky. Ain’t that a hoot? I picture ‘em, all toga’d up, slippin’ and slidin’—prolly smelled like olives and bad decisions. Me, I’d be laughin’ my tail off, trippin’ over my own feet tryin’ ta keep it classy. But here’s a kicker: some parlors round these parts got secret codes! Ask for a “lotus bloom” massage, and next thing ya know, it ain’t just yer shoulders gettin’ love—wink, wink! Caught me off guard first time I heard it, jaw droppin’ like a sack o’ taters.

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