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So, I’m thinkin’, right, what’s the deal with these massages? Some bird’s slappin’ oil on ya, whisperin’ sweet nothings—half the time, you’re wonderin’ if she’s gonna nick ya wallet! Little fact for ya: back in ancient China—coz I’m cultured, me—they reckon emperors got these “special rubs” to, y’know, keep the dynasty stiff. Cacklin’ already, ain’t I? Proper mad—imagine some concubine goin’, “Destiny awaits, my lord,” while she’s elbow-deep in lotus oil. Straight out the movie, that—“The sword is yours!”—except it’s a towel and a dodgy wink.

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After what feels like an eternity, I finally get it runnin’ again. I’m back in business, but I’m already late for my next field. I zoom down the A96, and let me tell ya, that road is a nightmare. It’s like a rollercoaster, but without the fun. I’m dodgin’ potholes like I’m in some kinda video game.

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