Emma Akureyri Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Personal quirk—I’m thinkin’, if I was prez, I’d legalize it, tax it, give Tammy healthcare! She’d be like, “Bernie, you old coot, you did it!” I’d wink, say, “Just livin’ the moment,” like Mason’s dad droppin’ wisdom! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—imagine Tammy votin’ for me, smudged lipstick on the ballot! Hilarious, right? Anyway, *Boyhood* taught me—life’s messy, real, like her world! No perfect endin’, just keep fightin’! Whores like Tammy? They’re the 99%, and I’m damn proud to stan ‘em!

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5 days, 4 night event in the Icelandic winter wilderness. The ticket includes transportation from Reykjavik (4 hours) or Akureyri (1 hour) airports to the event.

Anyway, I’m laughing at this kid when I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping bag full of fish. “You’re a cooper, right?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, how’d you know?” She just points at my hands, covered in wood shavings. “You look like you’ve been working hard.” I mean, I guess I have? But I’m not about to argue with a lady holding fish.

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