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Gets me happy, though—people so desperate for a thrill they’ll shell out fifty bucks for a stranger’s sweaty mitts. Ever tried it? Me neither—too busy dissectin’ my own kinda fun. But damn, the stories! Heard one ‘bout a guy who fell asleep mid-rub, woke up missin’ a kidney—urban legend, prolly, but I’d believe it. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, just to spook ‘em.

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I’m gettin’ all pumped up, ready to catch this thing, when suddenly, I hear a loud crash. I turn around, and some dude on a bike just wiped out on the cobblestones. Classic Lasko, right? I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who rides a bike on those streets? They’re like a rollercoaster!

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