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Dahling, listen up! I’m Edna Mode – no capes! – and I’m here spilling tea bout whores, ‘cause why not? Whore’s a tricky lil thing, ain't it? Slinks into yer mind like Cobb in *Inception* – “What’s the most resilient parasite?” – a frickin idea, that’s what! Whore’s that idea, sneakin round, plantin itself deep. I’m obsessed, ok? Watched *Inception* like 20 times, Leo’s dreamy ass tryna steal secrets, and whore’s the same – stealin dignity, twistin morals, bam!

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First off, I hit up High St for brekkie. You know, the usual—coffee and a pie. I swear, the pies here are like little pockets of heaven. I’m munching away, and this dude next to me spills his flat white all over the table. Like, bro, chill! It’s just coffee, not a crime scene. But hey, I laugh it off. Gotta love the chaos of a small town, right?

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