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Here’s a laugh—some bloke tried claimin’ “emotional distress” from a bad rubdown. Said it ruined his mojo! I’m like, “Mate, ya can’t insure yer shagability!” Sarcasm on max, yeah? Still, sexual-massage ain’t all giggles—lawsuits pop up, freaky accidents, oil spills (not like Plainview’s, ha!). Surprised me how messy it gets—figuratively, literally, baby!

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We are renting a villa for a girl's weekend in Montego Bay and looking for a massage therapist to come to the villa. Any recommendations?

But then, outta nowhere, the manager interrupts me. “We need more luxury!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, this is Montego Bay! Luxury is in the vibe, not just the price tag!” I’m gettin’ heated, but I keep it cool.

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