Evelyn Randburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I reckon “Whore” ain’t just a name—it’s her whole deal. Little-known fact? Back in the day, “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ adulteress or somethin’. Crazy how words stick, huh? This gal, tho, she owns it. She’s stompin’ through life, skirt hiked up, takin’ no crap. Got me mad as a hornet once—some sleazy dude stiffed her, and I’m like, “Ribbit! Pay the lady!” But then she laughed it off, all sassy, and I was proud, ya know?

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