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Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched a gal who sent a parrot pic—thought it was a sign, savvy? Turned out she just liked birds. Humped and dumped him faster’n ye can say “shiver me timbers.” Sex-datin’s a gamble—ye might get a siren or a sea hag. Me, I’m happy when it’s just a laugh an’ a shag—no strings, no clingy barnacles. Ever hear o’ “The Cockroach”? Old pirate tale—bloke used sex-datin’ to lure sailors, robbed ‘em blind! True story, mate—check yer X posts if ye don’t believe me!

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I get mad when I see people trashing our little hideaways. I mean, what’s up with that? And, oh, the happy moments – like a free sunny day by the coast, or a client saying, “you make everything feel like a Fish Tank dream!” I get butterflies, seriously.

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