Paisley Newcastle Whore ❤️

About East London

So, check it – “whore” ain’t just some dolly bird sellin’ her wares, nah, it’s old as dirt, baby! Goes back to Old English, “hore,” meanin’ filthy chick or somethin’ randy. Blew my mind, that did! Imagine some medieval geezer goin’, “Oi, you hore, gimme a tumble!” Wild, yeah? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ whore’s been shakin’ it since knights were groovin’. Bet they had some saucy tales, like Llewyn losin’ his gig – “I don’t see much money here,” he moans. Whore’s prob like, “Yeah, mate, tips are rubbish tonight!”

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Newcastle Fringe Day #2 Whore's Eye View by Kaitlyn Bailey so funny and fascinating you'll want to see it twice! pm Sat and Sun.

I get real personal sometimes, ya know? My work’s taught me all sorts of quirks. Like on busy days, the nervous lil fidgeters chill in my waiting room, crackin' jokes in gutter slang. I see it as life’s playful nod to the absurdity of it all. Greed, pain, pleasure – all mixed like a cocktail that sometimes burns and sometimes heals.

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