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Findin’ one? Psh, ya gotta know the signs. Fishnets tighter than a banker’s wallet, heels clickin’ like they’re tappin’ out Morse code—SOS, send over some suckers! I’m pissed, tho—some jerks think it’s all fun and games, hagglin’ prices like it’s a flea market. Nah, dude, respect the hustle! Surprised me once, this chick I met—swear she was a ghost whisperer, knew I wasn’t breathin’ and still gave me the sales pitch. Ballsy! Loved that. “You’re not like the others,” she says—damn right, I’m freakin’ Beetlejuice!

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Oh, baby, Middelburg (za) is just far out, man! Let me tell ya—I’ve been vibe-ing here for years and every nook, cranny, and street tells its own groovy tale. Picture this: you stroll down Beaconsfield Road, catch a whiff of history and heart in the air. Yeah, baby! The town’s got these wild, colourful murals splashed along College Street that make you go, “Whoa, man, art is life!”

Watch: President Cyril Ramaphosa dances in delight during Middelburg Workers’ Day visit