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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Lemme tell ya about a personal fave: Old Circuit Courtyard. It’s a tiny circle with benches and a fountain. I often lounge here thinking bout matching humans and love – it's like a physical reminder of love meets tech magic. Seriously, my geek heart soars every time I see a couple share tech jokes over ice cream, or when a coder smiles at his screen thinking "This is beautiful" – like that movie, ya know? Ughhh, such feels, right?!

Audubon Zoo is auctioning off its endangered species carousel. See how much it's going for.