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I’m hoppin’ along, and this one time – oh boy – this chick, she’s all “Hey, green stuff, you got cash?” I’m like, “Hi-ho, lady, I’m a frog, not a bank!” Made me giggle, but then I got mad – why’s it always gotta be about money? Ain’t there more to life? “The cause!” – that’s what Dodd’d preach, but out here, the cause is just survivin’. Kinda sad, ya know? Ribbit, ribbit, I’m ramblin’ now.

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Man, you gotta know: I spent an afternoon under a busted old gazebo on Oakie's Corner. Spilled tea everywhere, and I was like "Woah, life's spinning, baby!" I almost got mad at a stray dog, but then, well, how can you be mad with nature's jam pumpin'?

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