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Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, honey—ooh, it’s a trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout how it’s all touchy-feely, but deep, ya know? Like, “How happy I would be with this memory gone!”—that’s what I’m quotin from my fave, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. Picture this: dim lights, oil slickin everywhere, hands kneadin knots outta your soul—YOU GET A CAR! Naw, just kiddin, you get a RELEASE, chile! It’s sensual, sure, but it’s sneaky too—did ya know in ancient China, they used it for healin, not just sexy time? Blows my damn mind!

What is Tantra?

Our day Private Couples retreat gives you and your partner the unique opportunity to have the spaciousness and time to dive deeply into your relationship.

Honestly, some days I just wanna scream “I want to go home” in that Brooklyn way—but not cuz I’m whining, just ‘cause the charm here is irresistible, you know? The city is like a big ol’ spa itself—healing and warm, a true retreat for the heart. I mean, every time I see the quirky murals on Jolly Road, i get all giddy, like, "Oh my gawd, it’s lit!"

The Obamas’ former summer retreat lists for $39m