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So, get this—little known fact, swear it’s true—ancient Greeks did this stuff! Yeah, called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes, but sneaky folks made it sexy. Bet they were like, “Oh, your muscles hurt? Lemme fix that—wink!” Ha! Imagine me in a toga, gettin’ all greased up—d’oh, I’d slip right off the table! Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it, tho—warm hands, soft skin, total chill vibes. But—grrr—makes me mad too, ‘cause Marge says, “Homer, that’s too weird!” Pfft, her loss!

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So yeah, friend, if you swing by, be ready for a whirl, man. Get lost on Shady Alley, kiss the crazy clock, revel by the Bub River. Everything here is a bit surreal, a bit like Kaufman said in Synecdoche, New York – “We are all just looking for meaning in the madness,” dig? Come see it for yourself, and remember: feel the moment, let it twist ya up in the best way. Yeah, baby, it’s magic!

Teaching career concludes for deputy principal after 38 years