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But—hold up—it ain’t all bad. Gets the blood flowin’, relieves stress, hell, some say it’s “therapeutic.” Little known fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nurumassage,” slippery as hell, seaweed gel—wild, right? Tried it once—felt like a damn fish, floppin’ around, laughin’ my ass off! “What am I doing here?”—straight outta Kaufman’s script, that mess of a movie I love. Surprised me how good it felt, tho—those hands know tricks, lemme tell ya!

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Okay, so you gotta check out Main Road near Newlands Avenue – oh boy, it's buzzing all day. I live near Jan Smuts Ave, rad spot, right next to Newlands Cricket Ground. That place really puts your heart in a spin, like "Spirited Away’s" train ride, woo! There's this tiny park, Whimsy Park, behind the houses on Oak St. (yeah, Oak St, not much, but it’s my chill zone). Every week, local families gather, kids running about and sigh sometimes I get mad when they play too loud, but honestly, it’s heartwarming.

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