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Little known fact? Whore’s got this hidden cave, right? Smells like wet dog and regret—perfect spot to vibe out or cry if you’re feelin’ it. I sat there once, thinkin’, “Man, this mountain’s a hot mess, just like me.” It’s raw, unfiltered—ain’t no Instagram filter fixin’ Whore’s attitude. Oh, and the wind up there? Screams like a banshee—had me jumpin’, like, “Chill, Whore, I ain’t your ex!”

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Now lemme spill a little secret: my fave hidden gem is the quirky little café on Somerset Cres – ain't much on maps, but oh boy, its vibe hits deep. They serve espresso that’ll jolt ya awake faster than a surprise board meeting with Gordon Gekko himself. Seriously, if you're ever feelin' low, that place will cheer ya up. Cheers to that!

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