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What pisses me off? These massage parlors everywhere, actin’ all innocent – “Oh, we’re just relaxin’ ya!” Yea, right, with yer pants off! Surprised me how many folks are into it tho – even Kyle, that sneaky Jew, prolly sneaks off for one! I’d be like, “Respect my authoritah, gimme yer spot!” It’s all slimy and awkward, but damn, it’s funny picturin’ Stan gettin’ all red-faced while some lady’s whisperin’, “Relax, big boy.” Ha! Sexual-massage is a freakin’ riot – dirty, dumb, and I’m still the king!

Massages and Reflexology Services in King William'S Town

Stayed at a hotel recently in the city and went for a wander down Hindley and was in dibelief at how many massage parlours there were.

Hey buddy, listen up now – here's the deal… King-William-s-Town (za) is somethin’ else, I tell ya. It’s a funky mashup of old charm and new cool, kinda like that scene in "Moonrise Kingdom" – ya know, all quirky and heartfelt.

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