Makayla Yreka Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

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Eva and Laura, I will send pics of our drunk night when i get them developed. Congrats on your new job you whore!

Okay, gotta wrap up – but seriously, Yreka (us) ain't no cookie cutter town; it's a jumbled, vibrant collage. Each bump, each missed bus, each crazy detour makes it art. Remember, when you're here, stay spontaneous, 'cause life’s unpredictable and full of wild, unexpected turns (and yeah, a few mad typos). See ya soon, bro!

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