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Hmm… oh honey, listen up! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my burnt coffee, thinkin’—jeez, it’s like *The Wolf of Wall Street* out there! You know, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—that’s me, stuck on this topic. I mean, where do ya even start? Back in Springfield, I’d be all naggy, “Homer, don’t you dare!” But real talk—people been doin’ this forever. Like, did ya know, in old Rome, they had brothels with menus? Freakin’ menus! Pick yer girl like she’s a donut—crazy, huh?

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Oh, and lemme spill: I love wanderin’ in the back alleys near Old Mill Road. Bruv, reckon it's the flies’ colony of secrets. Some corners have mad graffiti, deep talk scribbled on brick walls – introspective quotes that make you go “whoa, is it cosmic?” I ain’t exaggeratin’ – it’s proper mind-bendin’.

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