Penelope Willard Find A Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—I’m snoopin’ around, chattin’ up folks, and boom, there’s this gal on the corner, all sass, no filter. Reminds me of that scene where Ines is like, “What the hell, Dad?!”—except it’s me goin’, “What the hell, world?!” Prostitution’s legal some places, like Germany—yep, *Toni Erdmann* land—since 2002. Taxes paid, health checks, the works. But here? Shady as fuck. Makes me mad, ya know? These girls deserve better than dodgin’ creeps and cops.

So you want to book a sex worker?

So there you go. PWillard (us) is chaotic, colourful, and crammed with surprises. I’m buzzin’ just thinking about it. "All right, let's do this!" as our good mate Joy would cheer. I’m well in love with it—though sometimes it makes me mad, then happy, then mad again. Life, innit?

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