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Favorite bit? Heard this story – one whore, Natasha, she tricked a noble! Took his gold, ran off laughin’. Ballsy, eh? Love that! Reminds me of me, stealin’ moon, heh! But real talk – it ain’t all laughs. Some got beat, some died young. Pisses me off, world’s cruel, ya? “Son of Saul” gets it – “No hope, just ash.”

The book claims JFK took Alford's virginity after giving her a tour of the White House.

Buy a cheap copy of From the Whore House to the White House: book by Adam Schlecter. This book throws back the curtain on the poor, communist.

I gotta mention a quirky tidbit – in Whitehouse, every fourth Saturday, there's a secret night market on Riverbend. Don’t tell many ‘bout it – it's a hidden gem, with food trucks, street art, jazz music comin’ from every corner. You can almost hear the whispered "We are here, we are alive" in the air. Kinda like that scene in Far From Heaven where everything feels surreal and full of hope, even if messed up sometimes.

MEMORANDUM FROM THE WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIAN