Sarah Uptown Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, this one time, back in ‘78—met this gal, swear she was tougher than a $2 steak. Worked the corner near Wilmington, had a laugh that’d wake a coma patient. Told me—get this—whores in old Rome? Called ‘em *lupae*, she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for customers. Freakin’ wild, right? Made me chuckle, still does. But, man, it pissed me off too—how they’d get judged, ya know? Like Grace in *Dogville*, “she’s a gift,” they said, ‘til they chained her up.

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The vibe here is eccentric and chill. Neighbourhoods like Blueberry District are full of quirky bistros and vintage stores - so rad and fun! I once had a wild (but calming!) midnight picnic in Luna Park, under neon glows that made it feel like “there are times when you look at life, and you just know – Wow, this is it!”

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