Samantha Upper Saddle River Whore ❤️❤️

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Ever hear bout that whore in Paris, 1800s, who conned a duke outta his castle? Swear to God, she played him like a fiddle—had me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my donut—Mmm… donuts. She’s my hero, dude! Total boss move. Reminds me of Charlotte in the flick, all quiet but runnin’ the show. “Let’s never come here again, because it would never be as much fun”—that’s what I’d say to that duke, ha!

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LOCATION: E Saddle River Road, Saddle River, New Jersey. SQUARE FOOTAGE: 32, BEDROOMS & BATHROOMS: 13 bedrooms & 16 bathrooms.

Oh, and the parks! There’s one called Ridgeview Park where I once had a little heart-to-heart with a pine tree—I know, silly, right? But the breezy day, the sound of children laughin’ near the creek (yep, even the creek is lively here!), and, well, the sheer exasperation when the squirrels made off with my picnic snacks—gave me a wild mix of happiness and maddened awe. “It’s a part of life, please forgive me!” I'd say with a wink, just like in that movie.

Obituary for William Joseph Morgan