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So yeah, sexual-massage is dope—when it’s legit. Makes ya feel alive, loose, like ya could float away. But if it’s shady? Pass, bro. I’d rather watch “Inherent Vice” again, laughin’ at Doc’s stoned ass, than deal with that mess. Peace out—keep it real, ya filthy animals!

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Man, sometimes, I get all sentimental, rememberin’ that movie’s lines: “Time flows like water, yesss, it does.” It’s eerie, yet beautiful. I do my magic on the back an’ hips, while my brain does its own twist. Oi, I even got some typos in my thoughts like "crumby" instead of "crummy" an’ "thrid" instead of "third" — who cares, ya?

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