Penelope Umatilla Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, what’s the catch? It’s you versus them—pure mind games. I’m sittin’ there, grinnin’ like an idiot when I win, or cussin’ when I don’t. Ever try it with friends? Half’ll hate ya by the end—hilarious! I’m tellin’ ya, if Eilis played whore in Brooklyn, she’d ditch Tony for the cards. “I want to be with you,” she’d say—to the deck! Ha! Whore’s my jam, folks—old, messy, and damn fun. What’s yer take?

In this Book

Aha – unsung gem alert: Old Mill Square. Dude, its cobbled connections and vintage vibes got me starstruck more times than I can say “Oh shit!” I remember one evening, chillin’ there, when the sunset hit right and I almost cry, “We’re all just fading into dust, ain't we?” Like Farhadi’s lines – deep stuff.

Umatilla County Republican Party welcomes new leader