Bella Umatilla Whore ❤️

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Oh, *Almost Famous* vibes—whore’s life’s a stage, too! “It’s all happening!”—sex, cash, drama! Ever think how they talk? Slang’s wicked— “john” for tricks, “pimp” for boss. Love that grit, keeps it real. Bet they’d laugh at me, bony ol’ Gollum, sniffin’ round—ha! “Look at this creep!” they’d cackle.

Mabel L. Aldridge

The name commemorates the Umatilla women, who, as the story “Whore” is no racial slur, but surely it doesn't do justice to women.

So yeah, PUmatilla (us) ain't flawless. It's quirky. It's intense. It's raw. And sometimes, I feel every damn moment of it. Look, if ya need a place where heart meets hustle, where every street and park is a life lesson, here's the real deal.

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