Emma Tigard Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

Disclaimer

Im a whore , I like a lot fucking in the ass , threesomes, ‍ Gresham | Beaverton | Hillsboro | Tigard | Tualatin | Lake.

Some days, I’m dippin’ around SW Burnside, lookin’ at cool street art and odd little shops... sometimes, I catch that vibe - too real, too raw. I get all hyped up thinking, “Say hello to my little friend!” and then bam, you’re smack in the middle of Tigard’s charm and chaos.

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