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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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Now, lemme drop some oops and typos cuz my brain is racing: hree, so, so, soooo many spotz; I dunno, like, cnnor get it all right. Mb, its just the vibe—its cray, its amazin, its pefectly imperfect. I luv the energy on 7th Crescent too, it’s super hidden but the locals say it’s kinda magical. I was messin’ with a client once who whispered, “We all got our demons, but we hold on to dreams.” And damn, that hit home like a bass drop in a Beyoncé track.

Geraldine Brune