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So I walk up, all cool, like, “Yo, what’s good?” She smirks, says somethin’ sassy—prolly calls me “sugar” or some shit. I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “This chick’s a trip!” Reminds me of Joe dancin’ with them dames—smooth as fuck. But here’s the kicker—turns out she’s got a fake leg, right? Peg leg hooker, motherfucker! Swear to God, blew my damn mind. I’m like, “That’s some next-level texture right there!” Scratches, dents—shit I’d kill to model in 3D. She catches me starin’, goes, “What, you into prosthetics, freak?” I’m dyin’, man—humor’s dark as hell.

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You know, I be gettin’ real zen at Woodland Park, near Riverbend – where the Vermilion River flows smooth an’ slow. Ppl say it’s a hidden slice of heaven. I spent a day there, lettin’ it all go, thinkin’ bout life like in 25th Hour – “The hours tick by, and whatever happens, happens.” Crazy, right? Yeah, man, fo’ real!

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