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Little known fact—didja know Cronenberg shot that movie in like, 30 days? Tight schedule, no BS—just like sex-dating! You got 30 secs to impress ‘fore they ghost ya. I’m pissed, man! These apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like I’m auditionin’ for their bedroom! And the pics? Filters out the wazoo! Met a dude once—profile showed abs, real life? Flabs! “This ain’t what I signed up for!” I yell, channelin’ my inner Larry. He’s all, “Chill, it’s just lighting.” LIGHTING MY ASS! I’m furious, stompin’ outta there like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose—CRUNCH!

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Right off the bat, you gotta hit Main Street. Yeah, Main Street – not exactly hidden, but with that down-to-earth, everyday magic only Steger offers. I’m talkin’ about the landmarks that are more than just buildings. There’s a tiny diner on Maple Avenue (yeah, that’s what it's called, Maple, like nature and all that) where the breakfast is legendary – and its coffee? Outta this realm, man!

In south suburbs, confirmed tornado rips roof off Steger building, uproots trees